is that ketchup
are u even trying here
what do you want them to actually stab someone for the sake of a tumblr post
go big or go home
holy shit is that a furby?!
What a beautiful afternoon to sit in my yard and drink a milkshake
They have arrived….
best response to a sexist boyfriend
this movie tho
HIS EYEBROW RAISEE
what if harry was doing push ups and asked you to sit on his back while he did them and you got bored and started kissing his neck and he lost his focus and fell down and took you down with him and instead of going back to the push ups he rolled on top of of you and smirked and murmured “are you sure you want to play this game?”
hey kid wanna see a magic trick *reaches behind your ear* ready? *rips your ear off* where’d it go
I’m so mad you didn’t say “where’d it van gogh?”
how many gummy vitamins do i need to eat to kill myself
when I was like 5 1/2 I legitimately went to the hospital for eating like 2 whole jars it was great
i love u
“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography
“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.
“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy
“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book
Eurovision is the only time where Europe doesn’t feel like we are in Narnia
FOR ONCE A YEAR WE ARE OUT OF THE CLOSET
No wait that came out wrong..
no it came out perfectly
A lot of people came out tonight
why am i not a disney princess
because ur a 15 year old boy
bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me
I was not expecting that ending.
what the fuck just happened
they fucking wrecked did u not see