the-impala-is-my-soul-animal:

tokyoflashback:

zomhanks:

dayglowchainsawbitch:

kittymunch:

christ

is that ketchup

are u even trying here

what do you want them to actually stab someone for the sake of a tumblr post

go big or go home

holy shit is that a furby?!

analmermaidprincess:

analmermaidprincess:

What a beautiful afternoon to sit in my yard and drink a milkshake

The boys…

They have arrived….

llama-duck:

bitterboob:

chrisynova:

best response to a sexist boyfriend

this movie tho

HIS EYEBROW RAISEE

harryeds:

what if harry was doing push ups and asked you to sit on his  back while he did them and you got bored and started kissing his neck and he lost his focus and fell down and took you down with him and instead of going back to the push ups he rolled on top of of you and smirked and murmured “are you sure you want to play this game?”

the-fandoms-are-cool:

darrynek:

hey kid wanna see a magic trick *reaches behind your ear* ready? *rips your ear off* where’d it go

I’m so mad you didn’t say “where’d it van gogh?”

ponyboyismyhomeboy:

neverhappened13:

babyferaligator:

how many gummy vitamins do i need to eat to kill myself

when I was like 5 1/2 I legitimately went to the hospital for eating like 2 whole jars it was great

i love u

letterstogodptiii:

tea-books-and-blankets:

yaygocats:

discomplete:

“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography

“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.

“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy 

“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book

everybodywantstoruleklaine:

whilelifepassesby:

klainecrisser:

Eurovision is the only time where Europe doesn’t feel like we are in Narnia

FOR ONCE A YEAR WE ARE OUT OF THE CLOSET

No wait that came out wrong..

no it came out perfectly

A lot of people came out tonight

michaxl:

dilclo:

michaxl:

why am i not a disney princess

because ur a 15 year old boy

whiskey-memories:

bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me

lunelia:

i got a notebook today so i could do this

kisslng:

there is nothing sexier than a man who knows what he wants

ciatlin:

reindeerplaydate:

w-for-wumbo:

I was not expecting that ending.

what the fuck just happened

they fucking wrecked did u not see